Exhausteddddd. One word to say my condition yesterday.
Yesterday was a longggggggggggggg day, like this ____________________________
But perhaps, longer. And very. Very. Educational.
Started out in Microbiology department. Were warned it was smelly, wasn’t that bad pulang. Zatul and I were hungry, our food were waiting in my superrrr huge ex-tuition bag. I zipped my bag, with fear the microbes would enter and eat our food. Who knows. Better safe than sorry. We won’t want our dollar to fly. HAHA.
I am tired to even laugh. But nevertheless, I will still laugh. HAHAHAHAHA.
A lil briefing was held, unformally. Qayah took the other chair, causing Farhan and I to fight for the extra unoccupied chair. HAHAA. Did you know that microscope was found by a cloth merchant? Cause this dood, he liked to collect the bottom of glass bottles. Then one day, he looked at this water through the glass thingy and saw something moving. And tadaaaa. Microscope invented.
Off we went, and I had a hard time leaving the precious chair. The lab was small. And surrounded by urines, blood, phlegm, etc. We were shown how the bacterias grew in the agar plate. The workers put phlegm on the agar and after few days, if there is infection in that phlegm, there will be bacterias growing.
What is phlegm? It is dahak. HAHAHA. Saying phlegm makes it sounds cleaner. ;p
We got to see sperms too ya’know ;DDDD but only dead onesss. I envy Mahirah and Naz, they got to see yang alive, and moving masa dulu. Sheeeesh. Actually we can, but no one wanted to donate their semen. HAHAHAHAH. The sperms were amazing., big heads, longggg tails. Very cute. HAHAHAH. What a weird description. XDDDD
Dkfiqah was like, “Aku inda nampak apa-apa. Small dots of blue saja.”
We were like, “Ia jua tuuuu. HAHHA. That’s the head wah. Kana stained wah. HAHAHA”
It was virology and immunology next. Then breakkkkk. Finally =DD but then. The break was short. I was unfulfilled. So was Zatul. But at least I ate my food sudah. Hahah. We all then went to haemotology (blood area). Btw zaty, I think Edward Cullens would love to work here. HAHAHAHAH. :P
Waiting took a long time. Tummy grumbling, unsatisfied, and sad. Sekali, we saw this bell, yang macam di kantin Amsarra ah. I suggested Farhan to press it untuk panggil orang yang guide kami and so he did. Sekali, I just realized that ada label above the bell, “Sila tekan bell bila menghantar specimen” Qayah and I laughed both our heads off. XDDDDDDDDDD
Haematology was the best among all the other labs. Durang ada pasang radio, which made the atmosphere less tense. Hahah sekadar pulang tu, but if you’re actually there, you’ll know what I mean =) Blood samples, the machines, the fridges, etc. I am too tired to go into details, then after that we had to go to Biochem lab, which was soooo cold, your mucus could freeze. Banar.
Kami punya break lama. DkFiqah and I ate two rounds :D the second one was murtabak. Tais liur bahhh. Hahaha. Cali lah masa break ani. Si Farhan offered me his apam, it tasted weird, so we laughed. HAHAH. Ia trik aku into eating it. Sheesh that kid. Then he immersed his remaining apams into the soup and Zatul started designing it with her chillies and cucumbers. Farhan even wanted to tapau it. HAHAHA. Nigel was pretty much disgusted, his face twitched. Hahaha.
Sherwin was there as well, iatah si Farhan kept on saying about stool/faeces while Sherwin was still eating. HAHAH. Kapisan banar anak atu. XDD Sekali, he started telling us yang some of his friends ada yang pretending to be sciences students. Durang cakap cemani, “The plants are photosynthesizing really well ah.” And “I need not afraid of skin cancer anymore, as I am wearing sunblock with power 80.75”
Macam tah sunblock ada decimal place. Hahaha! Si Qayah ketawa-ketawa berabissss.
We met Dal there. She was visiting her aunt. Congratulations. You’ll be happily playing with baby now ;P
Merah and Nazihah saw rubic squares outside the canteen. Iatah si merah bali. For she thought it costed $3, was actually $6! Ia bayar sudah actually, and ia minta balik duitnya. Inda ya jadi bali. HAHAHHAHA. Anak atu banar. And we saw monopoly, tapi spellingnya in jawi “MONOBOLI” HAHAHHA.
Lots of kids besunat yesterday. Sherwin was like, “The meanest people on Earth is the one who wants to sunat us” HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Aint thatttt funny. XDDD Kami makan chocolate time menunggu, I offered some to kanak2 yang besunat ah. Durang reject aku. HAHAHA. Takutnya beracun kali. I gave the remaining two pieces to Melvin to share with Nigel. Nigel inda mau. And Melvin said, “PLEAAAAAASEEEE~” with his puppy eyes. Qayah Nigel and I looked at each other, and exploded into laughter. Cute eh hahah.
Radiology was A M A Z I N G! :DD We got to see the patients kana masukkan arah CT scan. Pakai this lead covered kacamata and coat. And kami ultrasound si Hamizan from PTE. Got to see his kidneys, liver, spleen, pancreas etc. He was quite shy, so his friends had to hold a blanket, pasal ia nda mau kami liat parutnya. ;PP We were like, “soooo.. What’s the gender?” HAHAA. Caliii. Si Farhan inda mau, pasal katanya it’s sensitive wah parut ani, banyak baby fats. GAGAG. Plus, ia sudah volunteer masa mammogram. Fyi, mammogram untuk x-ray breasts. HAHAH. I don’t even know why he was doing it. XDD
We saw x-rays of pelvis of each gender. The girl had bigger pelvis than the guy and we were told that it is because girls have to have support during pregnancy. Anyway, we could see the shape of the bal*s masa the guy’s pelvis ah. HAHAHA.
Going to pharmacy center was next, and the place was isolated. Some medicines were very expensive, that it reached up to thousands. Especially for cancer patients lah. Even the fridges to keep the medicines were expensive. One cost $12000. Woaaaah. ;O Even one tray of the medicines could cost up to $300, 000.
Amazing. When we thought we know everything, we know nothing at all.
Dkfiqah said to me, eyeing the medicines, “I see some potential souvenirs” HAHAH cali. Farhan and her, mencari souvenirs saja. They took this stick yang untuk check your tonsils masa on monday. Tsk tsk. Hahaha.
So little time so much to do,
Fifah (This stands for Fifah HAHA)
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